Something to blab about

I had been sitting idle,staring blankly in front of my computer screen,despite the fact that it had been emitting harmful rays in my eyes,there I still sat,all hypnotized,with the 'new post' option of my blog popped open,and the cursor blinking patiently,my fingers hovering right above my keyboard keys,waiting for the motor neurons to transmit impulses to my finger muscles to make them move. Yes,I had passed almost half an hour,sitting right there,hankering after inspiration. It did not hit me. I waited a while more. And then I ultimately decided to post about nothing. Nothing! How very...inspirational,no? Nay! Inspiration has decided to stay miles away from moi,and so writing about nothing
seemed to be the most fascinating idea!Ha! In.your.damn.face,Ms.Arrogant,Obnoxious Inspiration! (If you even have one,ha ha ha!)

It is absolutely hard to do just about nothing in this world. Nothing.At all. When you reply to a 'sup?' with nothing,you`re downright lying. Beacause even then you are typing,writing or saying 'nothing'. And blinking. AND breathing.

Doing nothing is humanly impossible. Many great people have come,one after another,and died in their vain attempts to do nothing,but nothing cannot be done by even the most gallant people of this world. Are YOU flamboyant enough to do nothing? I dare you.
Go ahead and show me how to do absolutely nothing and I`d consider you the most successful persona to ever stroll on the face of this earth.

Enough babbling now. I am sure I must have successfully aroused your cravings to screw me. Sorry about that. Things are really,er,difficult,between me and inspiration,and I had to,totally HAD to post something to keep my blog alive,so I had to come up with the torture :P  

 Also-school assignments and my love life are keeping me from thinking too hard -_-


More apologies!
 xx